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| VII.5. "Bombs Away!" (Auntie Poulet) |
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Tommy: "Oh, sorry, I - I must have the wrong address..."
Auntie: "Well, you might as well come in and rest your soles and have some
tea. Do you have something there for me, Tommy?"
Tommy: "Yeah..."
+++[Hands package to Auntie Poulet]+++
Tommy: "This place feels familiar to me, uh - it's - a smell from childhood -
a deja vu..."
Auntie: "Now Tommy, I'm going to whisper a lickle errand for you. Hear me
well, aye?"
Tommy: "You look like someone I, I..."
Auntie: "The Cubans have fast boats they use to cross the seas with drugs. It
is their livelihood. Me nephew bin making lickle flying bombs to
take dem out. Blow de boats to coffin wood."
Tommy: "Thanks for the tea."
+++[Tommy leaves the house]+++
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "Get to the van that contains the flying bombs."
+++[Get to Top Fun van]+++
IGT: "Kill the Cubans..."
IGT: "....and destroy their boats!"
##########[End of mission]##########
Other Text
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"The RC plane is getting too far out of range!"
"You have no RC planes left!"
"The Cubans are making a run for it. Don't let them get away!"
"One of the Cubans is escaping in a car. Don't leave any witnesses!"
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Tommy: "Oh, sorry, I - I must have the wrong address..."
Auntie: "Well, you might as well come in and rest your soles and have some
tea. Do you have something there for me, Tommy?"
Tommy: "Yeah..."
+++[Hands package to Auntie Poulet]+++
Tommy: "This place feels familiar to me, uh - it's - a smell from childhood -
a deja vu..."
Auntie: "Now Tommy, I'm going to whisper a lickle errand for you. Hear me
well, aye?"
Tommy: "You look like someone I, I..."
Auntie: "Them have fast boats they use to cross the seas with drugs. It is
their livelihood. Me nephew bin making lickle flying bombs to take
dem out. Blow de boats to coffin wood."
Tommy: "Thanks for the tea."
+++[Tommy leaves the house]+++
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "Get to the van that contains the flying bombs."
+++[Get to Top Fun van]+++
IGT: "Kill the Cuban gangsters..."
IGT: "....and destroy their boats!"
##########[End of mission]##########
Other Text
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"The RC plane is getting too far out of range!"
"You have no RC planes left!"
"They are making a run for it. Don't let them get away!"
"One of them is escaping in a car. Don't leave any witnesses!"
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| VII.6. "Dirty Lickin's" (Auntie Poulet) |
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Tommy: "Hello? Hello - uh..I'm looking for somebody around here..."
Auntie: "You looking hungry, Tommy."
Tommy: "Do I know you?"
Auntie: "Hush now. One more ting an I can let you go, Tommy. My boys gone war
wit dem Cuban boys. But no guns. Hmm, but de Cubans have a surprise
comin'. While they fight in de streets, you take this rifle and kill
dem in de hubbub. No one sees you, no one hear you. Now, Tommy, you
do this for me, and you no longer tied to my apron strings."
Tommy: "Kay auntie.."
+++[Tommy grabs Sniper Rifle and leaves the house]+++
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "We must win this battle. If all the Haitians die we lose."
IGT: "You must kill the Cubans from a distance. You must not be seen."
+++[Get to sniping point]+++
IGT: "I expect the Cubans to cheat so be on your guard."
+++[Cubans bring more men]+++
IGT: "Look Out! The Cubans have brought reinforcements. Kill them all!!"
+++[Cubans still bring more men]+++
IGT: "Look Out! The Cubans have brought reinforcements. Kill them all!!"
##########[End of mission]##########
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"The Haitians have died!"
"Haitians are dying! Improve your aim."
"You have been spotted! The mission is a failure!"
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Tommy: "Hello? Hello - uh..I'm looking for somebody around here..."
Auntie: "You looking hungry, Tommy."
Tommy: "Do I know you?"
Auntie: "Hush now. One more ting an I can let you go, Tommy. My boys gone war
wit dem boys. But no guns. While they fight in de streets, you take
this rifle. No one sees you, no one hear you. Now, Tommy, you do
this for me, and you no longer tied to my apron strings."
Tommy: "Kay auntie.."
+++[Tommy grabs Sniper Rifle and leaves the house]+++
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "We must win this battle. If all our boys die, we lose."
IGT: "You must kill the gangsters from a distance. You must not be seen."
+++[Get to sniping point]+++
IGT: "Expect the other gang to play dirty so be on your guard!"
+++[Cubans bring more men]+++
IGT: "Look Out! They've brought reinforcements. Kill them all!!"
+++[Cubans still bring more men]+++
IGT: "Look Out! They've brought reinforcements. Kill them all!!"
##########[End of mission]##########
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"You let too many of your boys die!"
"Our boys are dying! Improve your aim!"
"You have been spotted! The mission is a failure!"
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| VII.7. "Trojan Voodoo" (Umberto Robina) |
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+++[Umberto approaches two ladies at the Cafe]+++
Umberto: "Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a
Haitian. And then? And then I'm going to make love like a man. You
know that, chica? Something like this."
+++[Umberto makes thrusting motions. Both ladies spill coffee on Umberto's
pants and then they walk off]+++
Lady 1: "Loser!"
Lady 2: "Prick."
Umberto: "Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto
Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!"
+++[Tommy walks in]+++
Umberto: "Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!"
Tommy: "Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?"
Umberto: "No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.
+++[Umberto points at his pants]+++
Umberto: "We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake?
You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!"
Tommy: "Whatever you say, Umberto."
Umberto: "Tommy, you go and get us a little Haitian car. When you get it,
come back and pick up my boy. Pepe, and take him out to the
Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant, and
you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!"
Tommy: "Umberto, what about you?"
Umberto: "Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with
Poppa. He not feeling so good. You know?"
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "Take Pepe, head North into Little Haiti and steal a Voodoo car."
+++[Get in car]+++
Pepe (in car): "Man, this a nice part of town..."
"This place is a dump, man."
"I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighborhood."
"You know, they do nice pizzas here."
"Whoah, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!"
"You lost, man?"
+++[Find and get inside Voodoo]+++
Pepe: "Oye, let's go find our muchachos!"
IGT: "Go and meet up with Rico and the other Cubans."
+++[Drive to Rico]+++
Rico: "Hola, amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo. Bueno.
Haitian Putas. Muerte. Vamos."
Tommy: "Vamos indeed."
Pepe: "Follow my compadres."
IGT: "Join the other Cubans at the Haitian Drugs Factory."
+++[Drive to the Drug Factory]+++
IGT: "Stay in the car until safely parked inside the compound."
Guard: "Ok, in you go..."
+++[Drive inside the compound]+++
IGT: "Park the car at the blip and get out."
+++[Park the car and get out]+++
Tommy: "I'm going to plant the bomb, cover me!"
IGT: "Walk into each of the markers to plant a bomb at that location."
IGT: "The bombs will be set with a 45 second timer."
IGT: "After all three bombs are planted, get clear of the factory before it
blows."
+++[Plant all three bombs]+++
Tommy: "RUN!!"
IGT: "Get clear of the factory!!"
+++[Run to safety]+++
##########[End of mission]##########
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"Hey, we need a Haitian gang car!"
"You've left Pepe behind, go and get him."
"You've alerted the base, there is no way we will get in now!"
"You did not get far enough away from the base and we had to abort the
explosion!"
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+++[Umberto approaches two ladies at the Cafe]+++
Umberto: "Hey! Heh heh heh...Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
going to make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like
this."
+++[Umberto makes thrusting motions. Both ladies spill coffee on Umberto's
pants and then they walk off]+++
Lady 1: "Loser!"
Lady 2: "Prick."
Umberto: "Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto
Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!"
+++[Tommy walks in]+++
Umberto: "Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!"
Tommy: "Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?"
Umberto: "No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.
+++[Umberto points at his pants]+++
Tommy: "Oh."
Umberto: "Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass!
Hahaha!"
"You go and get us a little car. When you get it, come back and pick
up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to such and such...their
processing plant."
Tommy: "Whatever you say, Umberto."
Umberto: "Hey Tommy! Tommy! Use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye
bye!"
Tommy: "Umberto, what about you?"
Umberto: "Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with
Poppa. He not feeling so good. You know?"
##########[End of intro]##########
IGT: "Take Pepe, head North into Little Haiti and steal a Voodoo car."
+++[Get in car]+++
Pepe (in car): "Man, this a nice part of town..."
"This place is a dump, man."
"I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighborhood."
"You know, they do nice pizzas here."
"Whoah, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!"
"You lost, man?"
+++[Find and get inside Voodoo]+++
Pepe: "Oye, let's go find our muchachos!"
IGT: "Go and meet up with Rico and the other Cubans."
+++[Drive to Rico]+++
Rico: "Hola, amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo. Bueno. Putas.
Muerte. Vamos."
Tommy: "Vamos indeed."
Pepe: "Follow my compadres."
IGT: "Join the boys over at the Drug Factory."
+++[Drive to the Drug Factory]+++
IGT: "Stay in the car until safely parked inside the compound."
Guard: "Ok, in you go..."
+++[Drive inside the compound]+++
IGT: "Park the car at the blip and get out."
+++[Park the car and get out]+++
Tommy: "I'm going to plant the bomb, cover me!"
IGT: "Walk into each of the markers to plant a bomb at that location."
IGT: "The bombs will be set with a 45 second timer."
IGT: "After all three bombs are planted, get clear of the factory before it
blows."
+++[Plant all three bombs]+++
Tommy: "RUN!!"
IGT: "Get clear of the factory!!"
+++[Run to safety]+++
##########[End of mission]##########
Other Text
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"You've left Pepe behind, go and get him."
"You've alerted the base, there is no way we will get in now!"
"You did not get far enough away from the base and we had to abort the
explosion!"
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| VIII. Credits |
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Credits and thanks go out to the following:
>>Rockstar Games
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For creating one of the best games ever made (again) and for giving me
the single biggest reason to relive the 80's (hey I was nineteen in
1986).
>>GameFAQs, IGN, CheatCC, Cheats.de, GamerHelper, GamersTemple, SuperCheats,
TheGenie, and many other guides sites
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For providing a place for writers like myself to publish our work and
help other gamers while indulging in one of our favorite pastimes.
>>Apple Computers and Bare Bones Software
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For making, IMHO, the best computers (especially my Intel Mac Mini) and
for making the best text programs (BBEdit Lite and TextWrangler) for the
Macintosh.
>>Sony and MicroSoft
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For putting out two very good consoles: the PlayStation 2 and the Xbox
(even though the Xbox version of Vice City is not as good as the PS2
ones).
And finally, my biggest thanks of all goes to you the reader (and especially
those who have made suggestions that made it into the guide as well as those
who took the time to say nice things about this document).
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| IX. Conclusion |
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So now I've come to the end of yet another gaming adventure and looking
forward to new ones. I hope that my guide helps you in getting the most out
of "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City".
Remember, if you have any comments and suggestions, you can contact me at
rarusk[gnat]netzero[snot]com. Enjoy!
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